Chris Spivey

The Daily Mail   STOP IT! No, seriously, stop it.  Fuck me, I know people haven’t got the sense they were born with and are gullible enough to believe the ‘f’ in gullible is silent, but get a fucking grip.  Six years after Madeleine McCann disappeared the police have come up with 20 new suspects; [...]

The Daily Mail   The last article I put on here was about how needy and wimpy fellas have become. And now I come across the following article. Nothing more to say really, so I’ll just shake my head slowly. Beam me up Scotty. Tweet

The Telegraph   I really hope that this Tony Breeze didn’t kill himself because of his debts. It was certainly an extreme way to go about it if he did. And, by that, I mean I hope that it was an accident. But what if he did mean to kill himself? Which, to be honest [...]

Me & My Sun   Pompous politicians, ageing celebrities and Katharine Jenkins, all dressed in their Sunday Best, turned out in their droves, to bid farewell to Margaret Thatcher. Meanwhile, the mugs who paid for the vile, perverted, old paedophile, Witch’s funeral stayed away. You see, typically, like everything else the mugs pay but aren’t invited to the gatherings.  But, before we [...]

The Daily Mirror   Fuck me, we really, really are turning into a nation of pathetic doormats. A mum who fed her son on meals costing £10 a week has won a ‘lucrative’ book deal to publish her recipes. Give me fucking strength. I should think it was a lucrative deal. Now the government can justify [...]

The Daily Mail   Is there no end to the British public’s hypocrisy? Had knobber Harris been an ordinary Joe he would have been abused every time he left home. Yet here we have fuck-wits giving him a standing ovation and shrieking “we love you Rolf”. I don’t know who “we” is but it certainly isn’t me. [...]

The Daily Mail   Three articles for the price of none. Can’t be fucking bad. The first is about the £10,000 per annum pay rise that our useless, parasitic, wholly corrupt, sexual deviant politicians are set to pocket. That wage rise represents just under £3000 less than what a man working 40 hrs per week, 52 weeks [...]

The Daily Mail   Could this case get any more like a bad Keystone cops movie? After 6 years the old bill are now  putting 6 British cleaners and 6 Portuguese manual workers in the frame! And you know whose fucking paying for this shit don’t you? Meantime, Portuguese, Italian and Argentinian newspapers are carrying reports today [...]

The Daily Mail   I don’t doubt for a minute that Michael Jackson was a paedophile. However, this new lawsuit by Wade Robson is a difficult one to call. The fella didn’t help himself by saying that Jackson never abused him back in 2005 when the singer was on trial. To now turn round and say Wacko [...]

Ruth Smiles   When I first received the following article via Email, me old heart skipped a beat. You see, I thought it was from that lil minx at the Mail, Ruth Styles. Never the less, I’m sure Ruth Smiles is equally as lovely and even if she isn’t, the article is still worthy of a read. [...]

The Telegraph   It don’t get no better does it? And they are not even in power yet.  Get a fucking grip. Tweet